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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:04

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why is Roblox so laggy it’s unplayable? My computer is fine and the internet is great.
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This Device Pulls Clean Drinking Water Out of the Air - VICE
No go.
Just Forget it!
No way
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Capivasertib given to breast cancer patients in Wales for first time - BBC
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Worms Caught Creating Superorganisms in the Wild for the First Time - Indian Defence Review
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
What Really Killed The Neanderthals? A Space Physicist Has a Radical Idea - ScienceAlert
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Not into AI? This Windows 11 update improves gaming performance. - Windows Central
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
What was the craziest place that you had sex with someone in public?