What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why is Roblox so laggy it’s unplayable? My computer is fine and the internet is great.

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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No go.

Just Forget it!

No way

Do any members of BTS have significant others in real life? If so, why do they choose not to discuss it publicly?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

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Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Worms Caught Creating Superorganisms in the Wild for the First Time - Indian Defence Review

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

What Really Killed The Neanderthals? A Space Physicist Has a Radical Idea - ScienceAlert

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Given the delays, should the US government consider purchasing Airbus planes for use as Air Force One planes instead of Boeing airplanes?

share office space ...

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

What was the craziest place that you had sex with someone in public?